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zarriallofficial:

I can’t believe I’m still a one direction fan

penis-hilton:

you should want a bad bitch like this

happy 4 years have fun crying 

#4YearsOf1D 

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

agoodcartoon:

Women have an unfair advantage in business because they can get to the top in much fewer steps. An MRA cartoon.
- credit to Poopy Palpy

shesthenewmayor:

He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.
Make John Green find the thing.

bookahplease:

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legaliselarrylove:

HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN THIS BEFORE LOUIS WAS THROWING UP WESTSIDE AS A /KID/

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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doncasturbate:

doncasturbate:

“this white boy is cute as hell..here take my number”

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I remember when I first made this post, the girl in the picture saw it and messaged me saying those were her exact thoughts

magicalmisterysubmarine:

this kid is smarter than like 70% of adults.